Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him.Unknown (via capecodcollegiate)
Dear ex bestfriend,
I wish we still talked. I miss the conversations we used to have. There was never a dull moment with us. We have so many memories together I relive them all the time. I hope you still remember how close we used to be.
i dont trust people who dont let their dogs or cats on the furniture u are mean u are cold hearted
my aunt and uncle share a toothbrush and if that was what true love looks like i think I’ll stay single
do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking
I hate when people ask questions during movies like do you not understand that the movie purposly doesn’t tell you things in order to build suspense
"Who are they?" "What’s going on?" I DON’T KNOW, I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THE FILM AT THE SAME TIME AS YOU, I DID NOT WRITE THE FUCKING SCRIPT.