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parynoid:

when you look cute in a snapchat and they don’t reply image

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Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him.

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  • soborninthewrongdecadeDear ex bestfriend, !
  • Dear ex bestfriend,
    I wish we still talked. I miss the conversations we used to have. There was never a dull moment with us. We have so many memories together I relive them all the time. I hope you still remember how close we used to be.

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theanti90smovement:

i dont trust people who dont let their dogs or cats on the furniture u are mean u are cold hearted

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tol yall these new niggas are crazy. they never seen jonny bravo thas y they cant deal with rejection. johnny got rejected every episode n he just iron his black tee n jump back in the game

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darthmater:

my aunt and uncle share a toothbrush and if that was what true love looks like i think I’ll stay single

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supnoah:

do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking

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deadlysick:

From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

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ditchschooleatpizza:

snorlaxatives:

all i want in life is to try one of those candies from jimmy neutron

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anotherjourneybytrain:

australian-government:

I hate when people ask questions during movies like do you not understand that the movie purposly doesn’t tell you things in order to build suspense

"Who are they?" "What’s going on?" I DON’T KNOW, I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THE FILM AT THE SAME TIME AS YOU, I DID NOT WRITE THE FUCKING SCRIPT.

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cybertwinks:

the only people who ever call me pretty are either old or online

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